WELL THAT’S NO GOOD

(Source: aboutt-a-girl)

poetryisdeadmag:

We’re interested in funny. We’re interested in weird and strange. We’re interested.  We’re calling out to the Louis CK’s and Sarah Silverman’s of poetry. Send us poems with humour because we’re seeking submissions for the Humour issue of Poetry Is Dead.

Ben, you are weird and funny and poetic and if you don’t submit something to this I will be sad.

katerpotater:

scratching:

This Wednesday at The Cobalt in Vancouver. Live creation with me and two talented artists Robert Mearns and Sarita Mann. $5 ticket could snag you a nice piece of art work.

All info here.

This poster is dope. This event, also, is dope.

yeah yeah yeah Snag is great

girlsgetbusyzine:

writeswrongs:

cumaeansibyl:

coffeeandconlangs:

Unnecessary “fillers” in our speech. I’d rather have “like” than up-talking, though (if we had to choose one, that is). Ewwww, up-talking. Then again, a combination of the two would render me homicidal maniac.

Like, did you ever notice? That, like, the speech patterns people, like, think are stupid?  Are, like, commonly associated with, like, women?

And, like, there’s this thing? Where, like, women aren’t supposed to be, like, assertive? So they, like, qualify their speech? Because, like, we’re not supposed to, like, stand by our opinions?

1) humiliate women so they don’t feel qualified to speak authoritatively about anything

2) humiliate women for speaking in such a way that reflects how you treat her

3) laugh, you are superior because you don’t use words like “like.”  It isn’t as if being a huge stupid asshole has ever made you worse than a woman who speaks with verbal tics.  

whathappened:

paulftompkins:

I bought this Zach Gafianakis gnome for my garden. It really ups the pastorialityness!

Hi have we talked recently about ZG’s graying beard no we haven’t because those conversations are private and between me and ZG only.

Oh, do we like the greying beard? I don’t disagree…

Yo I’m done with this cake (at Garbage Bin)

katerpotater:

sloppy:

where can i buy these shirts

SERIOUSLY

Let’s make em.

(Source: blackberryvision)

Apparently the last time I opened the App Store, I was trying to stop myself from drunk texting. There’s an app for that, right?